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LOWERYOURIQ.COM has just launced and we need YOU! That's right I said it we need you to help us out. We are tying to make the best site for video games and movies. Everyone can come and chat about it. I would really like to get everyones help. It will be a fun ride. We already have a twitter, youtube, and facebook page (see below). We are working on two podcasts at the moment. I will not give out any details just yet but they are gonna be a lot of fun for everyone. So check out our stuff and give us some feed back.

Subscribe to us on YouTube: http://youtube.com/achieversanonymous

Follow us on Twitter: http://twitter.com/loweryouriq

Become a fan on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/pages/BECOME-D UMB-LOWERYOURIQCOM/86557659278

OH YEAH JOIN THE DAMN FORUM!

MY NEW SERIES ON YOUTUBE.

Achievers Anonymous: Sonic Ultimate Genesis Collection.

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He stole my heart. See video and picture.

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In a more serious note:
PaperBat sent me an audio file that was posted on TheBackAlleys.com all about newgrounds. It talks about the newgrounds war between video game parodies and serious shorts. It talks about the voting system.

It has tons of flash animators in it such as The Swain, RTIL, and the dad of Egoraptor. It is very well put together. I suggest you listen to it. It is about an hour long.

http://www.thebackalleys.com/ok/public /TheNewgroundsWar_byRina-chan.mp3

Lemme know what you think.

HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS IN A NUT SHELL WITH NO SENTENCE STRUCTURE:

Most people only vote 5 or 0. I am guilty of it. Lots of people give 10 out of 10 review score. I believe that most people come to newgrounds to see something that they can get a quick laugh at. Serious cartoons only catch on if it's very well done. Usually Tom will get the very good shorts on the front page. I think that Tom has a major say in what is good and what isn't. For example if he puts it on the front page it will get tons of more views. I do agree that scores are way higher then back in the day. I have been around since 2001 and I remember if something had a 4.0 it was the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Now there are tons of high scores. As far as the so called "war" goes, I don't follow it. I didn't even know there was a war, probably because I don't visit any flash forums. I rarely go to the BBS. I don't take sides. Video game parodies make me laugh as do non video game parodies with original content. I think that you should make cartoons because you have fun. If you get mad because other people get your awards then too bad. Your cartoon wasn't good enough. I do think that some cartoons do get awards very easy. Collabs for example. You get 10 people in a collab to have all there friends vote 5 you are guaranteed to get a high score if the quality is decent. Newgrounds is the best flash animation site. So no matter how much you hate the voting system or the popularity of certain flashes, get over it. Things are gonna be that way, and we have to deal with it because newgrounds is the best.

QUESTION OF THE FRONT POST:
DID YOU PAY FOR FLASH?

I DIDN'T

I LIKE TURTLES

See picture below. Thanks Paperbat for this find.

See picture below. Thanks Paperbat for this find.

THIS IS NOT ME!!! READ THE WHOLE THING!!!

YTMND USER COMITTED SUICIDE
posted by max from YTMND.COM on 2008-08-18 22:52:57

Dear YTMNDers,

It is a sad day in YTMND history. Our good friend fyrestorm has comitted suicide. I wish this were a joke, but I have received confirmation from his parents that this is very true. I will be re-posting his suicide note so everyone can pay their last respects.

On 08/18/2008 George jumped in front of an F train in New York City, ending his life.

RIP Buddy.

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I'm afraid I must now kill myself for real

Good bye to my internet friends forever!

But seriously folks, I really am killing myself now. I'm doing the cheesiest thing imaginable by posting my suicide letter in my LJ, but the irony of it is too hilarious to ignore and it's not out of a desire for attention, I mean good god, I'm killing myself, I don't need the attention. No, it's just so that the note will be easily found and read by all that it applies to.

I'm not going to post a long explanation about why I'm doing this. All I have to say is that this is what I feel is best. I know there will be people that will miss me, and I know there will probably be people that will be glad I'm gone. Of course, I'm sure there are also going to be a few people out there that believe this is a hoax, but let me assure you: I'm not trolling here. This is quite real!

The only thing I'm going to do is name names here and say my final words to the people that I have final words to say to. Some of these final words are going to be good byes and others bridge burnings.

Mom: I love you more than anyone else in the world. I know there are many times I haven't exactly shown that at all, but I want you to know it's true, and I think you do know that, but I just have to say it. You'll find a way to get on without me.

Dad: I know we have never really been close. At least now openly close, but just like mom, I love you dearly.

Grandma: I love you very much as well. You're going to have to be there for mom after this. I'm sorry to burden you.

Sue, Bobby, Michael: We've also never really been all that close, but we've grown a bit closer in the last year. Far closer than we were in previous years. Even though I don't think I've ever said it to you, I do love you guys.

Cody: Cody, you're the person that's making this the hardest for me. I'm not sure how this will affect you. I just want you to know that I love you very much. More than any other guy I've ever loved. That includes both Jeramie and Ira. I know I've talked about them a lot, and it's probably made you a bit doubtful about my love, but please rest assured that I loved you until the very end. PS, I'm sorry about the mess. It's not cool at all, I know.

Michael Francisco: Michael, you've done a lot for me. Please know that it doesn't go unappreciated. You can be a great guy, but other times you can be so heartless without even realizing it. Although sometimes I think you do. I love you very much as well.

Branden Loizides: This one's a bridge burning. Even though I said I forgave you for a lot of the shit you pulled, I never really did, and I guess now I never really will. One act in particular is one I never would have forgiven, and I think you know exactly what I'm referring to. You should be ashamed, and I hope you never forget about it.

Ira: Another "fuck you". You hurt me like nobody else ever has, and it's one of the factors in what I'm doing now. I hope you're happy.

John Williams and Howie: I wish you both the best. John, even though I hardly know you, I know that you're an amazing guy. I hope the very best for you. Howie, I didn't get a chance to talk to you after what happened to you, but unlike me, you've got a lot to live for. There's a bright future ahead of a bright guy here. Don't throw it away, please. And finally for both of you, I love you both very deeply. I feel kind of ridiculous saying that because I hardly know both of you, but it's true. It's a platonic love of course, but it's love nonetheless. Good luck guys.

And finally, my internet friends: Some of you saw throught he facade I put on online a long time ago. You knew there was a lot more to me than I let on, and I appreciate how some of you stuck with me no matter whether I was being sincere or a trolling jackass. And then some of you are just dumbasses who don't shit about anything to do with me. Everyone knows which part they belong under here; I think I've made that clear enough over the years. So to the people that will miss me online, good bye, but to the rest: fuck you.

And that about wraps it up. I'm sorry it had to be this way, but this is it, this is what I feel like I must do.

Don't feel too bad about it, though. It's not entirely out of depression or anything like that. A lot of it is simply boredom. I know that sounds stupid, but I'm bored of life. I want to know what comes next.

Bye.

Hey Guys, Not sure if you've noticed, but Sprite A Day is Back In Action!

No, MeatwadSprite isn't hosting it anymore, and you guys seem pretty happy about it. PaperBat is the new host, you can check him out at http://paperbat.newgrounds.com

We Have Already Posted New Episodes For Season 2, which can be found at the following links

Sprite A Day 31 - Yoshi
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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Sprite A Day 32 - Pokemon
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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I Know this blog is going to get its mix of Fan Comments and Hate Comments, but who cares, WE LOVE YOU ALL :3

Today's theme is Street Fighter, if you want to make a part, go to one of the links above, and read the description for info on how to join.